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Escort’s quirky, innit? Little-known fact: first ones rolled out ‘68, Ford tryna flex on British roads. Had this boxy vibe, not sleek like Joaquin’s AI lass in *Her*— “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she’d say to it, ha! Me fave’s the Mark IV, tho—turbo version, zippy little bugger! Once saw a lad soup one up, neon lights, loud as a warg—surprised me guts out! Thought, “Sméagol needs that!” But nah, me bank account’s a sad hobbit hole. Still, Escort’s cheap thrill—parts everywhere, like goblin loot! Not like them fancy Teslas, all “oooh, I’m electric”—piss off, posh twats!

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, El Yunque. I mean, who doesn’t love a good hike? But lemme tell ya, I was not ready for the humidity. I’m talkin’ sweat pouring down my back like a waterfall. Gross, right? But the views, OMG! You can see the whole coast from up there. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m living my best life!”

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