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About Mayaguez

So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick grope. It’s old as dirt—ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body magic” or some far-out nonsense. Little known fact: them cats used olive oil, swear it made ya irresistible—shag-tastic, right? I tried it once, slipped right off the table, bam! Laughed my arse off, but damn, it felt righteous.

Nourished Touch

So, I finally made it to the office on Calle José de Diego. I work as an info worker, which sounds fancy, but really, I just sit in front of a screen all day. But today? Today was different. My boss, Mr. Rivera, was in a mood. He stormed in like he owned the place. “We need results, people!” he yelled. I was like, “Dude, it’s 9 AM. Can’t we have coffee first?” But no, he was on a mission.

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