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So, I roll up to this joint once—Prague, I think—total dive, but classy in a messed-up way. Velvet curtains, chipped gold paint, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Lass at the door winks, says, “You lookin’ for somethin’ special, handsome?” I’m like, “Darlin’, I’m always special.” Shaken, not stirred, right? Got me thinkin’—brothels ain’t just about the deed, nah, it’s the vibe. The stories. Like, did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got rules tighter than MI6? Girls pay taxes, get health checks—proper legit. Blew my mind, that did. Thought it’d be all dodgy, but nope, organized as hell.

Is this the class I am required to take?

But then, I see this guy on the corner of Calle 65 Infantería. He’s selling empanadillas, and I can’t resist. I mean, who can? I buy one, and it’s the best thing ever. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, dude, back off! I’m not sharing my empanadilla with you!

What is leptospirosis, the deadly disease spreading in hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico?