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About Caguas

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout brothels—those shady joints where folks trade cash for a quick roll in the hay. Typhlopedagogue, huh? Fancy word for a blind teacher, but I see more than most, trust me. Everybody lies, ‘specially in a brothel. Walk in, smells like cheap perfume and cheaper regrets. Girls all dolled up, fake smiles—kinda like that scene in *The Master*, “Man is not an animal!” Yeah, right, tell that to the sweaty bloke in the corner.

What Do Courtesans Do by Day?

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First off, I hit up Calle San Juan for my morning coffee. You know, the little spot with the best café con leche? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude in front of me orders like, a million things. I’m like, “Bro, it’s 7 AM, not a brunch buffet!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s perfect. I take a sip, and boom! It’s like a hug in a cup. I’m feelin’ good, right?

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