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Funniest thing? This one time, guy’s massagin’ me, slips, lands on my back—boom! I’m like, “What the fuck, B?” He’s all, “Sorry, boss!” I’m crackin’ up, thinkin’, “This ain’t in the script!” Total *Inherent Vice* chaos, man, “The vibes are off!”—but I let it slide, ‘cause I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I roll with it.

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But then, I get a call. It’s my mom. She’s like, “Mijo, you forgot to pick up the groceries!” I’m like, “Ugh, mom, I’m busy!” But you know how it is. Gotta love the mom guilt. So, I rush to the store on Calle Muñoz Rivera. I’m in and out, grabbing whatever I can. I’m still covered in clay, looking like a hot mess. People are staring. Whatever, I’m a potter, not a model!

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