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Yo, funniest shit? Some dude told me he got a sexual-massage from a chick who didn’t even know it was *that* kinda massage – awkward as hell! She’s all, “Oh, just relax,” and he’s like, “Uh, too relaxed, lady!” Had me dyin’, bro. But real talk, it’s tricky – some spots advertise “massage” and you walk in, boom, happy endin’ menu. Caught me off guard once, I ain’t gonna lie, made me laugh tho. You gotta know the code, fam!

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First off, I hit the streets of Av. Rio Grande. The sun was blazing, and I was already sweating like a pig. I mean, c’mon, it’s not even noon! I was on my way to check out some farms near the coast. The smell of the ocean was in the air, mixed with that earthy scent of freshly plowed fields. It’s a vibe, for real.

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