Olivia Sabana Seca Sex Dating ❤️

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So, sex-dating—hookups, no strings, right? Yeah, sure, till some dude’s cryin’ in your DMs. I tried it once—met this guy, thought he was hot, turns out he’s got a foot fetish. Kept quotin’ Mia’s line, “You’re a big girl now,” while starin’ at my toes. Freaky, man! Made me wanna puke, but also laugh—dude, really? Little known fact: 1 in 5 sex-daters are into weird kinks they won’t admit upfront. Caught me off guard, pissed me off too—don’t waste my time!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This lady on Calle 3 says her bird, Polly, won’t stop squawking. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s a parrot. That’s what they do!” But whatever, I head over. Turns out, Polly just wanted some attention. I mean, who doesn’t? I spent like 30 minutes talking to this bird. I swear, I was having a full-on convo. Polly was giving me life advice. “Polly wants a cracker? Nah, Polly wants a therapist!” 😂

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