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About San Juan

So, erotic-massage ain’t just some fancy backrub, nah. It’s all ‘bout tension—buildin’ it up, lettin’ it go—like them fight scenes in *Oldboy*. Little factoid for ya: back in ancient China, they used it for “healin’ energy,” whatever that means. Prolly just an excuse to get frisky, heh! I mean, who’s gonna say no to that? Not me, Marge Simpson, nosiree! Hmm… makes me happy thinkin’ ‘bout it—warm hands, dim lights, total relaxo-vibes. But then, ugh, I get mad picturin’ some sleazy joint rippin’ folks off—$50 for ten minutes? Gimme a break!

Fundamentals

Salons with independent sensual masseuses. What connects us is our love for people, our passion for bodywork and our love of massage and pampering.

After that, I stroll down to Plaza de San Germán. It’s this beautiful square, all cobblestones and colorful buildings. I swear, it’s like a postcard. But then, outta nowhere, this street performer starts playin’ the accordion. And let me tell ya, he was terrible! Like, I’ve heard better tunes from a rusty anchor. But the crowd loved it. I’m just standin’ there, shakin’ my head, thinkin’, “What’s wrong with these people?”

PUR – Vaqueros beat San German, force three-way tie for first place