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Little known fact? Back in ancient Greece, they’d use olive oil—fancy, right? Slatherin’ it on like it’s a bloody feast. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in history class, eh? And in Thailand, they’ve got this trick—feather-light touches that’d drive even a god like me mad. Tried it once, nearly lost my cool—me, Loki! Imagine that, a prince of mischief squirming. Made me happy, tho—pure bliss, I tell ya.

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First off, I hit up Calle San Sebastián for breakfast. You know, the spot with the best empanadas? I’m talkin’ crispy, golden goodness. I ordered like five. Yeah, I know, but I’m a sailor, we eat like kings! So I’m munchin’ away, and this pigeon swoops down, tries to steal my last bite. I’m like, “Yo, back off, feathered thief!”

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