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So, picture this—me, poking thru a shady claim. Some geezer says his Escort got totaled, right? Swears a lorry smashed it, boo-hoo, tears and all. I’m like, “Fella, I’ve seen more life in a corpse I’ve carved up.” Digging deeper—turns out this rust-bucket’s been scrapped thrice before! Thrice! Bloke’s faking claims like it’s a bloody art form. Made me mad as hell—wasting my time, my genius, on this crap? Rude. Very rude. "I let my mind wander," like Adèle in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, and sniffed out the scam quick.

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Then, I found this little art gallery on Calle del Cristo. OMG, the art was insane! I was totally vibing with this piece that was all about the island’s culture. It hit me right in the feels. I was like, “This is why I love being a Creative Director.” But then, I noticed the price tag. Yikes! I can’t afford that!

Walk-on ferry between Anacortes and San Juans launches on trial basis