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But real talk, some shit’s shady. Dudes exploitin’, that’s wack—makes me mad as fuck. Gotta respect the game, not ruin it. Funny tho, heard this story—escort crashed a politician’s party, spilled tea everywhere. Chaos, bro, chaos! Love that energy, disruptin’ the fake-ass masks. “Far From Heaven” vibes again—“The lie I’ve lived…”—escorts see through that crap. They’re like, “Pay me, I’m out.” No pretendin’, straight up.

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First off, I hit up Calle Loiza for breakfast. You know, the spot with the bomb avocado toast? Yeah, that one. But guess what? They ran outta avocados! Like, how do you run outta avocados in PR? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, c’mon! So, I settled for a pastelón. Not bad, but not what I wanted.

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