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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and wild, and I’ve got thoughts—oh yes—on this erotic-massage nonsense! You shall not pass without hearin’ me out! Picture this: dimly lit room, scented oils, hands sliding everywhere—sounds like magic, right? Wrong! Sometimes it’s just awkward fumbling—ha! I’ve seen hobbits with better coordination.

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First off, I hit up Calle San Patricio for breakfast. You know, the usual—mangu and eggs. But the place was packed! Like, I’m talkin’ standing room only. I’m like, “C’mon, people, it’s just breakfast!” But whatever, I’m patient. I finally snagged a seat, and the waiter was like, “Sorry for the wait.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the food, not a therapy session.”

San Lorenzo Valley Neighborhood Newsletter for Wednesday, Apr. 9