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Love *Crouching Tiger* vibes tho – hidden skills, epic fights. Escort missions? No grace, just babysitting. Once in *Skyrim*, guardin’ some merchant, dude agro’d a dragon! I’m like, “Bro, chill!” He’s dead, I’m pissed, reload. Happy when it’s over, surprised it’s even a thing still. Dr. Evil voice – “Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?” One MILLION dollars to fix that AI!

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First off, I hit up Calle San Patricio for breakfast. You know, the usual—mangu and eggs. But the place was packed! Like, I’m talkin’ standing room only. I’m like, “C’mon, people, it’s just breakfast!” But whatever, I’m patient. I finally snagged a seat, and the waiter was like, “Sorry for the wait.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the food, not a therapy session.”

The coincidence of Pope Francis' death with his San Lorenzo membership number: an already cursed number