Nova Toa Alta Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—dusty road, tumbleweeds, me on my tractor, fantasizin’. Them girls probly seen it all, hairy dudes, drunk fools, probly even tractor nuts like me. I’d roll up, all “Hey, ladies, got a John Deere discount?” Ha! They’d laugh in my face—snarky bitches, I’d love ‘em. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout their sass, but mad too—why ain’t I got guts to visit? Too busy plowin’ fields, not—well, ya know.

Ciudad Toa Alta

Colinda por el norte con Dorado y Toa Baja; por el sur con Naranjito, con Vega Alta y Corozal por el oeste y con Bayamón por el este. P.O. Box 82 Toa Alta, P.R. Teléfono: () Fax: () Última Actualización.

After that, I decide to stroll over to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s packed with people, music blasting, kids running around. I’m feeling the energy, ya know? But then, I see this guy trying to sell me a “genuine” souvenir. It’s a plastic frog. I’m like, “Dude, I can get that at a gas station.” He’s all, “But this one sings!” I’m like, “Yeah, right. I’ll pass.”

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