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Oi, mate, yeah baby! I’m a nose, sniffin’ out the groovy stuff, and today I’m spillin’ the beans on prostitutes, shagadelic style! Picture this—me, Austin Powers, struttin’ through the swingin’ ’60s, and I stumble into this bird, a real pro, workin’ the streets like it’s a bleedin’ dream within a dream, ya dig? Like in *Inception*, “We need to go deeper,” and blimey, she’s got layers, man! Layers of sass, hustle, and a wink that could steal your mojo faster than a villain nickin’ my shag-mobile.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy rain. I’m runnin’ for cover, dodgin’ puddles like I’m in a video game. I duck into this lil’ shop on Calle de la Libertad. It’s packed with all these handmade crafts. I’m lookin’ around, and I see this beautiful necklace. I’m like, “I need this in my life!” But then, I check my wallet. Ugh, broke as a joke!

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