Amelia Yabucoa Whore ❤️❤️

About Bayamon

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

Yabucoa, Puerto Rico

Yabucoa (yah-boo-KO-ah) is known as the “City of Sugar,” “Town of the Yuca,” and its residents, Yabucoeños, are nicknamed “milky drinkers”. The name Yabucoa comes from the Taino chief .

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy, Carlos. We used to run around Yabucoa as kids. We start reminiscing about the good ol’ days, like when we’d sneak into the old sugar mill. Man, those were some wild times.

Yabucoa evens finals with Florida at a game apiece