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Lightbulb! Did ya know in Nevada, brothels are legal? They got one called Chicken Ranch – hilarious, eh? Sounds like place for fried wings, not sexy times. I’m imaginin’ Leonardo DiCaprio snortin’ lines off a rooster there, screamin’, "I’m the king of the world!" – nah, wrong movie, but ya get me. It’s nuts how they run it like Walmart – health checks, licenses, all legit. Surprised me, ‘cause I thought brothels were all dark alleys and sketchy deals.

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While I’m cleanin’, I hear this loud music outside. It’s a parade or somethin’. I peek out, and it’s a bunch of kids dancin’ down the street. They’re havin’ the time of their lives! I can’t help but smile. Bayamón knows how to throw a party, man. I mean, who doesn’t love a good fiesta?

Giant lamp installations to be featured in seasonal exhibition in Bayamón