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About Fajardo

So I’m stumblin’, lookin’ fer a lass, right? Streets all twisty, dark—like that bit in the movie, “the favela’s a maze, man!” I see this gal, winkin’, smokin’—proper fit, yeah? I go, *mimes walking, trips, waves awkwardly* “Hullooo!” She laughs—bloody hell, I’m red as a lobster! Made me happy, that—silly ol’ me, charmin’ ‘em accidental-like. But then—BAM!—some bloke, her pimp prob’ly, storms up, all “Who’s this prat?!” *mimes dodging a punch, flails* Nearly shat meself!

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I finally make it to the other side, and guess what? I find this little hole-in-the-wall café. It’s called El Rincón del Café. Best decision ever! I get a café con leche, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m sippin’ it, and suddenly, all my frustrations melt away.

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