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About San Juan

Ooh, fun fact—did ya know Vegas prositutes—oops, prostitutes—gotta get health checks, like, all the time? I’m shook, didn’t expect that. Kinda smart tho, keeps it legit. Still, I’m over here thinkin’, “Hans Landa wouldn’t last a day in that life!” Too shady, too fierce.

Puerto Ciales Brothel

Three alleged gang members were accused of prostituting a year-old Orange County teenager. Investigators said the girl was forced to walk alone at night.

Finally made it to the lab, and guess what? My experiment blew up. Like, literally. I was working on this project about local flora, trying to extract some compounds from the plants around here. But nah, the beaker decided to go all “boom” on me. I was so mad! I mean, c’mon, I just wanted to study the beautiful flora of Lares, not create a science fair disaster.

Spell Champion? Paulina Lares can!