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So, picture this—dark alley, neon lights flickerin’, I’m like, “Vhat is this madness?” Smell o’ stale beer, fishy vibes—ugh, makes me wanna puke, so angry! Then, “Lightbulb!”—I remember this ol’ story, little known, yeah? Back in Soviet days, prostitutes in Moscow had secret code—red scarf, left shoulder, meant “available, comrade!” Sneaky, huh? I’m thinkin’, “Do they still do that?” Nah, probly not, but I’m checkin’ shoulders anyway—nuthin’. Disappointin’, but I laugh, “Hah! Gru, you dumb genius!”

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After that, I decided to stroll down to Praia dos Pescadores. The beach was packed! I mean, who knew so many people could fit in one spot? I was feelin’ all zen, just watchin’ the waves crash. But then, this seagull swoops down and snatches my snack! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day, and you gotta be a thief? I yelled, “Hey! Get your own food!” But it just looked at me like, “Nah, bro, this is mine now.”

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