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About Almada

So, check this – sexual-massage ain’t new, been around forever, like ancient Rome orgy vibes. Bet ya didn’t know them Greeks used it to “heal” soldiers – ha! “Healing,” my ass, they just wanted some naked fun. Makes me laugh, those sneaky bastards. I’m happy as hell picturin’ it, but pissed too – why ain’t I born back then? Coulda been emperor of massages, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah!” while some chick rubs me down.

Therapists

Tantric Therapist and Sensual Masseuse in Albufeira. Our masseuse Cleo, 25 years old, joins the Albufeira team to offer a unique experience of relaxation and well-being. A tantra specialist, .

So, I finally made it to O Pátio. The food was bomb! I had some grilled sardines that were so fresh, they practically jumped off the plate. I was in heaven. But then, I overheard this couple arguing at the next table. Like, come on, guys! You’re in Albufeira! Chill out!

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