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Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

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But then, the waiter spills wine all over my shirt. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy my meal! I’m fuming, but then I see the waiter’s face. He’s so sorry, I can’t even stay mad. I just laugh it off. “Guess I’m rockin’ the wine-stained look now!”

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