Vanessa Alfragide Whore ❤️

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What shocks me? How folks still act surprised. Whores been around forever—fact: ancient Rome had ‘em taxed, called ‘em “registered women.” Taxed! Government’s like, “We hate you, but gimme your coins.” Hypocrisy’s thicker than Thor’s skull. Me, I’d tip my hat—well, horned helmet—to ‘em. They’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ bank, livin’ unapologetic. Kinda like me, stirrin’ mischief, only they’re better dressed.

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Prostitute Paco de Arcos Lillian · Whore Oleiros Angela · Brothel Brito Bridget · Whore Oliveira do Bairro Kelly · Whore Alfragide Abigail.

Then, I get a call from my buddy Miguel. He’s like, “Yo, you won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, he saw a guy dressed as a giant book walking down Avenida dos Bons Amigos. I mean, what even is that? I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop the phone. Only in Alfragide, right?

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