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Pisses me off tho—people judgin em. Like, who gives a fuck? They’re out there, livin louder than most. Favorite story? This dude I knew, hired an escort for his dog’s birthday—yep, a fuckin party! She shows up, cake and all, playin fetch in heels. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she’d bail, but nah, she’s a pro. “Play it as it lays,” like the movie says—adaptin, rollin with it. Gotta respect that.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into this little shop on Rua da Igreja. It’s packed with all these handmade crafts. I’m browsing, trying to dry off, and I see this awesome ceramic piece. It’s a little fish, and I’m like, “I need this!” But the price? Oof. My wallet cried a little.

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