Lauren Almeirim Whore ❤️

About Funchal

So yah, whores—tricky, messy, like *Memento*. Ya love ‘em, ya hate ‘em. Katya’s my fave story—hustler with soul. “Lightbulb!”—they’re human, da? Not just bodies. Tell ya what, tho—never trust ‘em fully. They’ll flip ya like Nolan flips plots. What’s your take, eh?

Going undercover as a sex worker

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Then, there's the Parque do Tejo, right near the river – oh my gosh, it's almost like nature's own dating app profile pic. I mean, you got the river Tejo flowin' so smooth, it's like lovin' in slow-mo. I once sat there, just starin' at the water, thinkin' how even the river's cyphers are cooler than my ex! LOL! And lemme tell ya, if you're lucky, you catch a sunset so damn gorgeous you'll think, "How you doin'?" to nature itself.

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