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Oi mate, brothels, yeah? Filthy little dens, ain’t they? Makes me cackle just thinkin’ bout it. So, picture this – dodgy blokes, sweaty palms, stumblin’ into some rundown shack. Like in *Timbuktu*, yeah, that flick I bloody love – “The desert swallows all secrets,” don’t it? Except here, it’s more like “the mattress hides the stains.” Hah! Saw a brothel once, right, in Amsterdam – Red Light District, windows glowin’ like a cheap Christmas tree. Lass in there, winkin’ at me – I’m thinkin’, “Love, you’re floggin’ a dead horse with me!”

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

In this guide, we will look at the closest thing to Hong Kong brothels, as well as the type of sexual services offered at other adult establishments around Hong Kong Island and Kowloon. A guide Missing: Alvalade.

Man, today was a wild ride in Alvalade. Like, seriously, I didn’t expect it at all. Woke up, sun shining, thought it’d be chill. But nah, life had other plans.

20 reasons to visit Alvalade, one of the 40 coolest neighborhoods in the world