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But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

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By the end of the day, I was exhausted but so happy. Arcos had thrown me a curveball, but I loved every second of it. I mean, who knew a city could be so alive? I headed home, my heart full, and my mind racing with all the crazy moments.

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