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About Porto

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Politicians actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ in the back door—literally. Seen it in X posts, shady links, all that tea. Makes me wanna scream, “Get real, ya clowns!” But then, I’m kinda happy too—some gals out there are hustlin’, takin’ no crap, runnin’ the show. Power moves, y’know? Surprised me once, readin’ about this Amsterdam joint where the workers unionized. UNIONIZED! Like, “Yeah, we bang, but we got dental!” That’s badass.

A journey through the senses

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud noise. A bunch of kids were playing football on the grass, and one of them kicked the ball right at me! I dodged it like a ninja, but I was like, “Dude, watch where you’re kicking that thing!” They just laughed. Kids, man. They don’t care.

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