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Little fact for ya—back in old France, brothels had secret tunnels! Kings sneakin’ in, like rats in a maze. Ain’t that wild? Imagine Dubya stumblin’ through one, trippin’ over my boots, yellin’, “Strategery, boys!” Ha! I’d prolly get lost, end up in some wine cellar, sippin’ instead of sinnin’. Surprised me, tho—thought brothels was just beds and bad decisions. Nope, history’s all up in ‘em!

Prostitution and Its Social Impact in Gang Dolly, Surabaya (1967–1999)

Handjob · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · 69 Position · Classic Sex · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

While I’m dealing with that, I get another call. A guy on Rua do Comércio is complaining about a pothole. I’m like, “Dude, welcome to Azenha! Potholes are our city’s charm!” But he’s serious, and I get it. I mean, I’ve seen better roads in a video game. So, I log it, but inside, I’m rolling my eyes.

High anxiety in the middle of tranquility: The world’s longest pedestrian suspension bridge is not for the faint-of-heart