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Here’s a wild story—heard ‘bout this one chick, Mary, in old London. They called her “Half-Hanged Mary” ‘cause she survived a hangin’ for bein’ a whore AND a thief. Rope snapped, crowd freaked, she just dusted off and kept hustlin’. That’s some next-level badassery. Surprised the shit outta me when I read that—thought, “Damn, girl, you’re a legend.” Kinda wanna high-five her ghost.

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Uma prostituta que se deitou com o inimigo antes da batalha. That's the last time you get to call me whore. Essa é a última vez que você me chama de prostituta. I guess you and that biker .

But then, one of them drops their phone. It’s like slow-mo. I’m watching it fall, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be epic.” It hits the ground, and the screen shatters. The guy’s face? Priceless. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, karma, right?

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