Charlotte Benedita Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lisbon

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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First off, I decide to take a stroll down Rua da Liberdade. It’s a chill street, you know? But then, outta nowhere, I see this huge truck blocking the road. Like, c’mon, man! I’m just trying to get my sheep to the pasture. I’m standing there, waving my arms like a madman, but the driver just looks at me like I’m some kind of circus act. I mean, really? You can’t see the flock of sheep behind me? Ugh, so annoying!

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