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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, Wes Anderson’s dope vibe—those kids runnin’ wild, chasin’ love, dodgin’ rules. Kinda reminds me of this one time I was lookin’ for a hooker downtown. Streets buzzin’, lights flashin’, I’m like, “I’m on an adventure, man!” Felt like Sam and Suzy, sneakin’ through the woods, but with more neon and less trees, ya dig?

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Then, outta nowhere, my boss storms in. He’s all like, “We need to get this done ASAP!” I’m thinking, “Dude, chill. It’s just paperwork.” But no, he’s got that look in his eyes. You know the one. The “I haven’t had my coffee” look. So, I’m rushing, typing like a madman, and I spill my coffee all over the papers. Ugh! The horror!