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So, I’m picturin this joint—neon lights, sketchy alley, the works. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s all, “Life’s a mess, but keep pushin.” Brothels got that chaos energy too. You walk in, it’s like, “What’s the ROI on this vibe?” Cash flow’s steady, but the overhead—yikes! Dudes payin top dollar for a quick escape, and I’m over here calculatin the thermodynamics of lust. Nerd alert, I know.

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After that, I decide to take a walk down Avenida da Liberdade. It’s a beautiful street, lined with trees and shops. But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over, feeling like a superhero. I help her carry them to her place on Rua do Comércio. She’s super grateful, and I’m like, “No biggie!” But honestly, it felt good to help.

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