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The vibe? It’s chaos, like Riley’s emotions crashin’ in *Inside Out*. One sec, it’s all “Laughter’s takin’ the wheel!” with some drunk bloke tellin’ bad jokes to a gal in fishnets. Next, it’s “Fear’s got the controls!” when the coppers raid the joint. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint—hypothetical pint, mind ya—thinkin’, “This is bonkers!” The girls, tho, some of ‘em got sass that’d make Gandalf blush. One time, I heard this tale—prolly bullshit, but who cares?—some lass in Amsterdam’s red-light district tricked a punter into payin’ double by singin’ opera at him ‘til he caved. Genius! Made me laugh my arse off!

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Robert Van Deer Naatan and Norbert de Ryck have been making pornographic films in Madeira since the early '90's. Their hunting ground is Camara dos Lobos and.

After that chaos, we head up to the viewpoint at Cabo Girão. The view is insane! You can see the cliffs, the ocean, everything. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.” But then, João decides to take a selfie while driving. I’m like, “Bro, focus on the road!” He’s laughing, and I’m just praying we don’t end up in the ocean.

São Pedro in Câmara de Lobos