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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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After that chaos, we head up to the viewpoint at Cabo Girão. The view is insane! You can see the cliffs, the ocean, everything. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Life is beautiful, man.” But then, João decides to take a selfie while driving. I’m like, “Bro, focus on the road!” He’s laughing, and I’m just praying we don’t end up in the ocean.

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