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So I’m watchin’ *A History of Violence*, right? Cronenberg’s a genius, lemme tell ya—Tom Stall’s livin’ this quiet life, then WHAM, past creeps up, fists flyin’. Sex-dating’s the same vibe! You’re scrollin’, thinkin’ it’s all chill, then—surprise!—some weirdo’s sendin’ pics of their cat in a thong. “You think you know me?”—that’s what I’m yellin’ at my phone! Like, dude, I don’t even know your last name, relax!

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First off, I hit the road on Rua da Liberdade. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, seriously, who decided to have a parade on a Tuesday? I mean, c’mon! I’m just trying to get to work, not join a carnival. I was stuck behind this old lady in a tiny car. She was going 20 km/h. I could’ve walked faster! I was fuming, like, “Lady, it’s not a Sunday stroll!”

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