Esme Cascais Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery mess—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a sodding ice cube! I’m Gordon-freakin’-Ramsay, and I’d scream “Idiot sandwich!” at any twat who thinks this is just some posh rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s raw—primal, even. Picture this: some geezer in ancient Rome, right, getting a proper oily knead after fighting lions—little known fact, them Romans invented this saucy game! They’d slap on the olive oil, get all “Ooh, my aching gladiator arse!”—history’s kinky as fuck.

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices range from € to € (US$ to US$).

As I’m walking, I bump into this street performer on Rua da Liberdade. He’s playing the guitar, and it’s beautiful. I stop to listen, and for a moment, everything feels right. I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod.

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