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Funny story—buddy of mine swore his masseuse was flirtin’. Turns out, she just wanted a tip—cash, not his dumb wink. Cracked me up! “Men are all the same,” *Ten* vibes, right? Total sarcasm goldmine. Anyway, it’s showtime every time—gets ya loose, gets ya thinkin’. Ain’t perfect, sloppy as hell, but that’s the charm. Try it, pal—don’t knock it ‘til ya drool!

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So, I’m pacing around, trying to calm down. I grab a coffee from that little café on Avenida da República. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, juggling oranges. I’m like, “What the heck?” He drops one, and it rolls right to me. I pick it up, and he’s all, “Hey, that’s mine!” I’m like, “Kid, you dropped it!” But then I just toss it back to him. He grins like he just won the lottery. Made me smile, ya know?

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