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Alright, so brothel—yeah, the oldest gig in town. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout it, and hell, it’s like that scene in *Lost in Translation*—you know, “What are you doing here?” Bob’s just driftin, lost in Tokyo, and I bet some poor bastard’s askin the same damn thing in a brothel right now. Everybody lies, right? The girls, the johns, the pimps—whole damn place is a circus of bullshit. You walk in, it’s all dim lights, cheap perfume, and some chick tellin ya she’s “18 and lovin it.” Yeah, sure, sweetheart, and I’m Hugh Laurie with a medical degree.

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After that, I decide to check out the Parque da Cidade. It’s a nice spot, you know? I’m walking around, and I see this little kid feeding ducks. Super cute, right? But then, the ducks start chasing him! I’m dying laughing. The kid’s screaming, and the ducks are like, “We want bread!” It was chaos, but the best kind.

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