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So, check this—little known fact: back in the 90s, before apps, folks used *phone sex lines* for hookups. Yeah, legit! Horny blokes paying £2 a minute to chat up some bird pretending she’s naked. Now we got free apps, but same game—catfish city. Met this one chick, profile said “adventurous,” turns up, she’s scared of *stairs*. “I’m falling for you,” she says—straight outta *Far From Heaven*, but nah, just wanted a shag. Made me bloody angry—waste of my time!

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Elvas is home to three military structures. Elvas castle and the town walls dating from Moorish origins to the 12th century, Forte de Nossa Senhora da Graca.

Once my phone’s charged, I decide to hit up the Elvas Castle. I mean, I gotta see it, right? I climb up, and wow, the view is insane! I can see the whole town, the fields, everything. It’s like a postcard. I’m standing there, feeling all deep and philosophical, like, “Life’s a rollercoaster, man.”

Portugal and city of Elvas kick-off workshop for the Culture|2030 Indicators