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Alright, so sex-dating—man, I hate everything. Sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, just pisses me off. Buncha folks swipin’ right, lookin’ for a quick bang. Ain’t no craftsmanship in that! Back in my day, you had to WORK for it—none of this app crap. Now it’s all “hey, wanna hook up?” Disgustin’. Like in *Talk to Her*, where that dude’s obsessin’ over a coma chick—creepy, sure, but at least it’s got depth! Sex-dating? Shallow as a kiddie pool.

Staying safe while using hookup apps

While I’m waiting, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need that report ASAP.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m literally waiting for coffee.” But he doesn’t care. Typical. So, I’m chugging my coffee like it’s water, and I spill half of it on my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain.

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