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Oh, funny story – mate of mine swore his Escort was cursed. Said it stalled every Tuesday, like clockwork. “The hum stops,” he’d say, quotin’ the film without knowin’ it. Turned out the twit never changed the oil! Laughed my arse off – chaos finds the dumb ones. Another tidbit: Escort XR3i, sporty lil’ number, had folks stealin’ ‘em left and right in the ‘80s. Crime wave, baby! Bet I could’ve nicked one and blamed Heimdall.

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First off, I hit up Rua de Santo António for my morning coffee. You know, the one place that serves the best bica? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, waiting, and this tourist—like, seriously, dude—tries to order in English. I mean, c’mon, we’re in Portugal! So, I help him out, and he’s all grateful. I’m like, “No prob, just don’t ask for a ‘latte’ here, okay?” 😂

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