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So, I knew this chick, right, did escortin’ back in ’98 – true story, swear it. She’d meet these suits, all high-and-mighty, in some dingy hotel off the M25. One dude, fat as a hog, tipped her with a *gold chain* – not cash, a friggin’ chain! She was pissed, threw it at him, stormed out – hilarious, mate. Made me laugh ‘til I choked. But then, she’d cry after, sayin’ it felt like “the end of somethin’ pure” – straight outta the movie, that line. Got me thinkin’, escort’s a grind, not just a quick shag.

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Finally, I head back to my office on Rua da Alegria. Irony, huh? I’m anything but joyful at this point. I sit down, take a deep breath, and think, “What a rollercoaster.” But then, I get a message from a friend. She’s in town and wants to meet up. I’m like, “Yes! Finally, some fun!”

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