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About Funchal

So, sexual-massage—picture this: dimly lit room, oil everywhere, hands slidin’ like they’re dancin’. I reckon it’s old as dirt—ancient Rome had these “massage slaves,” true story! Folks paid big sesterces for a steamy rubdown. Makes me chuckle—imagine Caesar goin’, “More oil, Brutus!” Ha! Bet he didn’t see that knife comin’!

OUR FACILITIES

Sexual massage Portugal, Foot Fetish, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Dirtytalk, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

So, I’m a Resnik, right? You know, the folks who fix stuff? Well, I was on my way to the workshop on Rua da Praia. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I was feeling good. But then, bam! I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the one that’s been there since last rainy season. Ugh! My shoes are soaked. Great start, right?