Ruby Lavradio Prostitute ❤️

About Funchal

Heya, pal! D’oh! So, prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, slurpin’ coffee, thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em. Ya know, like in *Tabu*, that flick I love—old lady Aurora bangin’ on ‘bout her wild days. “I was young once, reckless!” she says. Prostitutes got that vibe, man—livin’ fast, no rules. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how Marge’d freak if I said that out loud. D’oh!

Nearest Cities

On the first Saturday of every month, merchants from all over Rio gather to set up their booths in the Lavradio street. Underrated singers come to make their name known, and attempt selling .

Then, I get a call. “Hey, we need you at Rua São João!” I’m like, “Seriously? I just got here!” But whatever, I hop back on the tractor and zoom over. The streets are packed, and I’m dodging cars like I’m in a video game.

New Mercadona opening in Portugal