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Met this one prossie once—called her Daisy, probs not her name. She was all, “Wotcha, Bean, fancy a giggle?” *flails arms like he’s shocked* Nah, mate, I’m skint! She laughed, said, “Everything’s got a price!” Straight outta Nolan’s flick—“Some men just wanna watch the world burn.” She’s burnin somethin, alright—my cheeks went redder than a baboon’s arse! *slaps face, stumbles*

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Casa Xochiquetzal, named after the Aztec goddess of beauty and sexual love, opened its doors in after Carmen Muñoz, a former prostitute, discovered some of her former colleagues .

Then, I hit up the local market. It was packed! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all that good stuff. I tried to haggle for some oranges, but the vendor was tough. I was like, “C’mon, I’m just a gamer, not a millionaire!” But he wouldn’t budge. I ended up buying them anyway.

The Vestiges of Southern Portugal's Islamic Empire