Fatima Miranda Do Douro Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

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Miranda do Douro is well known for its lively and colourful folklore - the Pauliteiros de Miranda, dressed in their traditional white flannel kilts, perform their famous stick dance to the sound of .

After that, we head to the Miradouro do Penedo Durão. The view is insane! You can see the border with Spain. I mean, it’s like nature’s own postcard. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic! I fall, and my phone goes flying. It lands in a bush. I’m like, “Noooo!” But the locals just laugh. “You okay, fish man?” they tease. I’m fine, just my pride hurt.

Crops on the edge of a cliff: Storage at Castro S. João das Arribas (Northwest Iberia) in the Late Antiquity