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Anyhow, mate, that’s my take—whore’s a cracker of a word. Rough, tumble, bit of a rogue—like me, eh? Next time you hear it, think of oil rigs, blood, and a bumbling fool like me trippin’ over scrolls. *E pluribus unum*—out of many, one, or in this case, one helluva story! Cheers, you old sod—off for a pint now.

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First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite shirt. Ugh! It was a total disaster. I mean, who needs a clean shirt anyway, right? So, I threw on a random tee and dashed out the door. I live near Avenida de Saboia, so I thought, “Hey, I’ll just grab a quick pastel de nata from that bakery on Rua da Alegria.” But guess what? They were out! Like, how do you run out of those? It’s a crime, I swear.

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