Willow Montemor O Novo Prostitute ❤️

About Queluz

So, I’m divin’ in some murky water, right, and bam – there she is, all dolled up in gold and black, like she’s sayin’, “I have no country, I have no home,” straight outta *Brooklyn*. But she don’t need no home, she’s a badass, swimmin’ solo, makin’ piranhas look like chumps. Little known fact? These prostitutes got teeth like razors, man, they scrape algae off rocks – imagine that, a fish dentist moonlightin’ as a hooker! Cracked me up, I was laughin’ underwater, bubbles everywhere, happy as hell.

OFERTA TURÍSTICA

It is located in central Alentejo, Portugal, near Mora and Montemor-o-Novo, at approximately 1h30min. of travel distance from Lisbon.

After the castle, we hit up the market on Rua da Feira. It’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right, trying not to spill my drink. I see this vendor selling olives, and I’m like, “Gimme some!” I try one, and it’s so salty, I almost choke. I’m like, “What is this, the Dead Sea?”

Unbalanced sex-ratio in the Neolithic individuals from the Escoural Cave (Montemor-o-Novo, Portugal) revealed by peptide analysis