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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, seriously? I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ this bird fly off with my lunch. I’m shoutin’, “Hey! That’s mine!” But the seagull don’t care. It’s like, “Sorry, dude, I’m hungry too!”

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